Wednesday, November 26, 2008

To Begin With...

Does anyone have a clue if Left 4 Dead is worth my money? Because that's a month of car insurance and three days of lunch I give up if I buy this game, so if someone could just get me in on the DL, I'd be more than happy to take you out to dinner.

Ahem.

So, I'm new on here. I suppose I shall give a brief introduction, as this is a blog, and I feel I should be as narcissistic as possible.

So this blog is a general bitchfest along with whatever else happens to find its way into my brain including, but not limited to: stupid people, sexual relations ("hypothetical" of course), puppies, horribly melodramatic poetry, food and shitty drivers.

I'm a college student in Orange County, California. No, I do not like the ocean, I don't surf, and I don't live in Laguna Beach or Coto de Caza and I fucking hate The Real Housewives of Orange County. Them bitches is WACK. (/blackperson) My life is quite simple at the moment, so I'll probably be posting on here a LOT. College students have no life, whether they want to admit it or not. I have fabulous friends, a wonderfully strange boyfriend, a rather dysfunctional family (LOLZ) and a crazy crack puppy who seems to have an affinity with my pink underwear (he's a pervert). Hopefully I'm interesting enough for people to actually read these, otherwise, I'll just go kill myself.



But I must leave now, as I have developed a sinus headache from the cold rainy weather here.

Hot chocolate sounds amazing.

Cheers.

1 comment:

AxiomCathexes said...

Delicious- can't wait for your rants on sexual relations with puppies.

Oh and I'm already downloading Left 4 Dead along with the new Tomb Raider game.